do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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