I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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