I wannas sexs uuuuu
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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