and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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