Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i wish my penis had a tongue
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I have fence marks all over my body
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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