He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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