A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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