Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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