Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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