Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
