How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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