"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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