People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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