Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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