I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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