let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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