I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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