ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize