were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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