I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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