..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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