You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
