I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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