It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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