At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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