I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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