just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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