so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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