before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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