Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
