i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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