I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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