Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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