he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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