Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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