they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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