Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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