a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
