ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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