just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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