This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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