So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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