I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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