I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
