There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
