Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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