Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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