Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
NoShamevember. You game?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
