You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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