I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Do you still have your period?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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