I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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