I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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