New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The feeling are messing with the penis
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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