oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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